Mode i
Print at home.
Print on standard letter or A4. Tear off a card, fold it into your boarding-pass pocket, take it to the gate. Pencil works best — pen reads as conviction.
VOL. I · AIRPORT EDITION
A printable bingo pack for the open-plan habitat of the gate area.
$5 $3 — Launch pricing
First 500 packs only
One pack. Twenty-five specimens. Four shuffled cards. Twelve field guide entries. No printer required.
Get Vol. I — $3Instant download · Print or play on phone
A 22-page printable PDF. Same 25 specimens across four shuffled bingo cards so you can hand one to a travel companion without playing the same board. Twelve illustrated field guide entries on the headliners — written in the dry, observational voice of a nature documentary, about humans. Five different ways to play.
Behold the human
A short field tour of the headliners. Tap to play.
Vol. I — The Departure
22-page PDF · 4 cards · 25 specimens · 12 illustrated entries
$3 — Take Vol. I homeFirst 500 packs only
Instant download · Print or play on phone
The pack is a PDF. Use it however suits the trip — analog if you've got a printer, digital if you're already at the gate.
Mode i
Print on standard letter or A4. Tear off a card, fold it into your boarding-pass pocket, take it to the gate. Pencil works best — pen reads as conviction.
Mode ii
No printer required. Open the PDF on your phone or tablet. Use Markup, Apple Pencil, or any annotation app to mark off specimens as you spot them. Same game, glassier.
Vol. I — The Departure
Delivered as a PDF the moment Stripe finishes its little ceremony.
$3 — Buy Vol. IFirst 500 packs only
Instant download · Print or play on phone · One-time purchase
A humor brand of printable bingo packs for people-watching. Each edition is themed to a setting where strangers gather — airports, road trips, weddings, coffee shops — and is written in the dry, observational voice of a nature documentary, about humans. Vol. I — The Departure is the first pack in the Airport Edition family.
Each card is a 5x5 grid with 25 human archetypes. When you spot one in the wild, you mark the square. Five in a row and you win — quietly, to yourself. Five game variants ship in the pack: Classic, Solo Field Trip, Race to the Gate, Whole-Trip Blackout, and Confession (where you mark squares you are guilty of).
No. The pack is a PDF, so you can print it at home if you want a paper card to fold into your bag, or you can open the PDF on your phone or tablet and mark squares using Markup, Apple Pencil, or any annotation app. Both modes are intended.
A 22-page printable PDF with 4 unique bingo cards (same 25 specimens, 4 shuffled layouts), 12 illustrated field guide entries on the headliners (with Latin binomials), and a house-rules sheet covering five ways to play. Designed for airports — works anywhere humans gather.
No. We punch at behaviors, uniforms, postures, and accessories — never at identities. The voice is observational, not cruel. The reader is in on it. Affection lives underneath the dryness; we are documenting a species we belong to.
Yes — nine editions are available now. The Airport Edition continues with Vol. 2 (The Layover), Vol. 3 (The Boarding), and Vol. 4 (The Arrival). The Wedding Edition covers cocktail hour, ceremony, reception, and send-off. Plus a stand-alone Bachelor & Bachelorette edition. All nine on the shop page, each $3.
Vol. I is also available on Amazon as a 4×6 pocket paperback and a Kindle edition — same specimens, printed and bound, ready to gift.
The PDF above is the instant, $3 option. The paperback is the gift option.