Mode i
Print at home.
Print on standard letter or A4. Tear off a card, fold it into a pocket, take it in. Pencil works best — pen reads as conviction.
VOL. 2 · WEDDING EDITION
The Ceremony.
A printable bingo pack for the pews, the processional, and the guest who films all of it.
$5$3— Launch pricing
First 500 packs only
Get it — $3Instant download · Print or play on phone
the real game
Best played with witnesses.
The bingo is the excuse. The real fun is the noticing — and the half-second you catch a friend's eye because you both clocked the same stranger at the same moment. Play it across a table, a terminal, or a group chat. Nobody around you has to know you're playing. That's rather the point.
what's in the pack
What you get.
A captive audience in formalwear is the richest hunting ground there is. Eight specimens of the ceremony, illustrated and named, with four shuffled bingo cards and house rules. Written in the dry, observational voice of a nature documentary — about humans. Print it, or open it on your phone and mark squares as you spot them.
- 1 printable PDF · 18 pages
- 8 illustrated field-guide specimens · with Latin binomials
- 4 bingo cards · shuffled layouts
- 5 house-rule game variants · solo or competitive
specimens in this volume
Specimens you'll be looking for.
- The Crying Father Pater lacrimans
- The Aisle Photographer (Guest Division) Photographus invitatus
- The Maid of Honor With a Clipboard Pronuba administrativa
- The Emotional Aunt Amita lacrimosa
- The Overdressed Formal Guy Vestitus nimius
- The Dress-Code Renegade Rebellis informalis
- The Pretentious Critic Censor canapeorum
- The Gift-Giver Who Mentions It Donator memorans
two ways to play
How to play.
The pack is a PDF. Use it however suits the occasion — analog if you've got a printer, digital if you're already there.
Mode ii
Mark up on your phone.
No printer required. Open the PDF on your phone or tablet. Use Markup, Apple Pencil, or any annotation app to mark off specimens as you spot them.
Wedding Edition — Vol. 2 · The Ceremony
Launch pricing. $5 $3.
Delivered as a PDF the moment Stripe finishes its little ceremony.
$3 — Buy itFirst 500 packs only
Instant download · Print or play on phone · Also a 4×6 paperback on Amazon
frequently asked
Questions, answered drily.
Do I need a printer?
No. Print it at home for a paper card, or open the PDF on your phone or tablet and mark squares with Markup, Apple Pencil, or any annotation app. Both modes are intended.
How does the bingo work?
Each card is a grid of specimens. Spot one in the wild, mark the square. Five in a row and you win — quietly, to yourself. Five house-rule variants ship in the pack. But the bingo is really just an excuse to notice people together.
Are these mean-spirited?
No. We punch at behaviors, uniforms, postures, and accessories — never at identities. The voice is observational, not cruel. We are documenting a species we belong to.
Can I get it as a book?
Yes — this edition is a 4×6 pocket paperback ($9.99) and Kindle ($6.99) on Amazon. Paperback on Amazon → · Kindle on Amazon →. The PDF here is the instant, $3 option. See all nine editions at /books.
also in print
Prefer a real little book?
Wedding Vol. 2 is a 4×6 pocket paperback and Kindle on Amazon — same specimens, printed and bound, ready to gift.
The PDF above is the instant, $3 option. See all nine editions at /books.